So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
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my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
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I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
dude. I can hear the air.
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