I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
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It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
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July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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