is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
i need to put some appletini on your dick
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
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