first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
