do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
