I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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