i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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