I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
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We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
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All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Randomize