I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
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Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
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I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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