Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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