FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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