I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
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So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
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Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I love you.
Bad choice
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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