I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
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Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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