Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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