Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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