When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
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Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
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to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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