forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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