Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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