She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
COCAINE IS GR8
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Randomize
