no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
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I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
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Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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