so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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