if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
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Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
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the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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