shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
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Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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