Its about making memories worth repressing
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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