apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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