Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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