WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
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did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
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Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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