Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Randomize
