I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
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I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
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This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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