I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
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3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
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I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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