using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
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hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
the night ended with taco bell and tears
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
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Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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