she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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