i barfeds in our rink
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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