I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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