his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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