But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
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Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
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Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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