Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
Randomize
