They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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