Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
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She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
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When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I just blew my weed a kiss
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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