i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
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hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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