talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I don't think brook has ever known best
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
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i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I AM VODKA MAN
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EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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