it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
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so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
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Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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