I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
My vagina just recognized that song.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
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