Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
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