i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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