My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Randomize
