Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
