How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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