Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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