im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Sext me about skeletons
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I think I just sharted jello shots
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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