i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I understand Curling. That high.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
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when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
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i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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