Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
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Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
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I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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