Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
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Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
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I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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