are you so shy because you have an std?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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